Reasons to Call:
1. I'm pretty and I have big boobs.
2. 100% Independent
3. Grass-free playing field
4. I'm not law enforcement or working with them.
5. It's me or it's free!
6. Donations are reasonable for dividends delivered.
7. I have all my teeth and no tattoos.
8. I have an IQ of over 100.
9. My psychoanalyst says I have a certain fixation.
10. I'm fun!
Please call me 315-813-1983. Serious inquiries only please. I'm looking forward to seeing you!